Introduction: Bros.

The tiny green midget boy was in the Townsville Mini-mart trying to get his favorite snack off the top shelf but he couldnt reach it.  He was getting agitated when he felt someone pick him up under the armpits and he was lifted to the snack of Devil Dogs and he practically ripped the box open to get to the delicious Dogs.  After he had consumed the entire row of Devil Dogs, he wiped his mouth and said "MUCHOS GRACIAS~!" to whoever it was that helped him up.

Ace looked at him with an eyebrow raised "You really love them Devil Dogs, dont ya?" he chuckled and helped him down "What are bros for?"

"True that, Ace!" he giggled and proceeded to the coffee maker and drank the entire pot of fresh coffee. While his female cousin was eating an assortment of spicy foods and candy, Ivy was eating all organic food such as lettuce and tomatoes.  Snake was eating strechy candies and bubble gum and Big Billy was eating hard rock candy.

Ace then laid eyes on a Slurpee machine and raided the thing with great fervor.  With his mouth agape under the nozzle, he pulled the lever and the icy deliciousness filled his mouth.  He then let out a scream of pain as the sensation known as brain freeze take over and once it passed, he repeated the process again.

Grubber was eyeing the carbonated drinks like soda pop and he just opened them all and chugged them, not even bothering to taste them first.  The loud breaking of glass snapped them all out of their raid mode and the voices of the Powerpuff Girls filled the air with "Not so fast Gang Green Gang!"

Ace nervously chuckled and said "Now girls...this aint what it looks like..." then the Gang proceeded to scram for the alley, where Ace led them to a dead end.  They turned in horror to see the eyes of the Powerpuff Girls lit up and ready to fire their beams at them.  When they did hit the Gang with the beams, the DNA from the beams mixed with the stomach contents of the Gang's bellies and transformed them.

Ace woke up freezing, his teeth chattering "I'm f-f-freezin'!" he then sneezed and turned the garbage can into ice. Lil' Arturo then zipped by him.

"Bless you Ace!" he then zipped behind him with "You iced that garbage can!"

Artura then said "I'm burnin' up!" then her skin turned a magma red color and was in a chinese-style red dress with matching slippers.  Her body was engulfed in flames and it was almost impossible to go near her without your skin melting off.

Big Billy couldnt move at all "BILLY CANT MOVE!" he shouted, scared out of his mind when Grubber raspberried to him.

"You've turned into a rock, Billy" he then let out a huge burp and the walls of the buildings came down.

Ivy looked at the holes in the walls and said "Those poor people!  They have no privacy!"  then, thick layers of creeping ivy covered the holes in the walls and once again pricacy was obtained.

"Any one of youssss ssseen my hat?" Snake asked, his bare head looking lonely without its companion.

"Up there!" Arturo pointed and Snake streched himself up to it and placed his buddy back in its rightful place.

Ace was perplexed and he said "I think we got super powers!"

"Yeah!" said Artura "Lets go have some fun!"

"I wanna go even faster!" Arturo said, even though it was almost impossible, then Ace got an idea.

"Hey Arturo...get in front of me..." a grin cracked across his face as the midget boy did as he was told and he let his ice powers do their job and he built an ice walkway that made them slip and slide.

"Whee!  This is fun Ace~!" the boy squeeled as he used his speed to amplify the thrill.  Ivy used her plant powers to dangle beneath the ice bridge and she made a swing for herself out of weeping willow branches, however they were burned away when Artura approched; causing Ivy to fall flat on her butt.

"Sorry Ivy!" the midget girl apologized "I cant help it!"

"That's okay..." the heat from Artura's body was getting to her, so she backed away respectively.

Soon the Powerpuff Girls came to put a stop to their shenanigans and the battle was going well for the super powered Gang, until the digestive system of the human body hit and they all had to go number two at the same time.  Ivy was fighting with Ace "I am NOT taking a shit outside!  I want the port-a-potty!" she shoved him aside and let loose, leaving the ice powered boy holding it painfully.

Snake had to do the same thing with Artura, who was in tears by the time she was done.  The spicy food gave her the runs and her bottom was paying for it.  "I shouldnt have eaten those jalepenos..." Snake couldnt wait anymore, so he went behind a bush and went, accidently wiping witn Poison Ivy.

Beaten and retreating back to the dump to lick their wounds, Snake had Ace stop in and steal him some Poison Ivy cream for his itching bottom.  However, he could not see the rash in his butt crack and everybody refused to apply the cream there.  Ace turned greener than ususal and said "I know you are the first friend I made and I love ya like a brother...but I am not going anywhere NEAR your ass..."

Snake squirmed in his seat, trying to scrath the offending itch.  "AW COME ON!"

Artura then said "Go in the bathroom and I'll be there in a minute...if I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with you, I might as well see your ass~" she smirked and blushed a little bit, remembering the small glimpse she saw when they were human and fooling around in the house before it burned down.

Arturo was still less than thrilled that Snake and his cousin were dating, but he was gradually accepting that fact.  After she said that, he almost jumped Snake and would have stabbed him if it were not for Ace catching him in mid-air and pulling him back "Relax..." he whispered in his ear.

Arturo went limp, defeated in more ways than one.  "Alright...if he gets her pregnant before he marries her, I'll cut off his balls!"